Author Archives: Rona

Scream, Vampires Suck

By Rona | Published: August 12, 2010
Watched Scream on Star Movies and it felt like I was the last one to get all the jokes in the movie-spoofs that followed. The scary movie character freak is so campy. His lines are campy. I had to make a conscious effort to remind myself that this is not one of the spoofs and [...]
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But He Bended More Water Than Air

By Rona | Published: August 5, 2010
While watching Airbender, all I can think of is what a big fucking giant asshole of M. Night Shyamalan for doing this to us. If he was a boyfriend or a girlfriend, he’s one of those whom you’ve realized is a real dick or bitch after all. If you’ve seen Airbender, consider yourself warned of [...]
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Lani Mercado as the Blessed Virgin Mary Statue

By Rona | Published: July 11, 2010
A bunch of people rushed to my side as I watched my car go down the flooded street. A guy popped out a very long telescope with a large lens and peered into the water to see where my car went into. As he pushed deep down, the tip reached somewhere that seems to be [...]
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