Happy New Year. So Can You Like Get With The Program Now?

So yeah, it’s the New Year. Fireworks, blasting music, firetruck siren, drunken revelry. All okay because I know I’d feel better about it the next day after seeing in the news the dumb asses who blew up their digits because they were too blind drunk to flick the firecracker away before it exploded.

But to play Quit Playing Games at almost 4 in the frakkin’ morning?! Are you kidding me?!