Scream, Vampires Suck

By Rona | Published: August 12, 2010

Watched Scream on Star Movies and it felt like I was the last one to get all the jokes in the movie-spoofs that followed. The scary movie character freak is so campy. His lines are campy. I had to make a conscious effort to remind myself that this is not one of the spoofs and that it is the movie itself which those movie-spoofs are based on. Read More »

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But He Bended More Water Than Air

By Rona | Published: August 5, 2010

While watching Airbender, all I can think of is what a big fucking giant asshole of M. Night Shyamalan for doing this to us. If he was a boyfriend or a girlfriend, he’s one of those whom you’ve realized is a real dick or bitch after all. If you’ve seen Airbender, consider yourself warned of M. Night. Read More »

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Lani Mercado as the Blessed Virgin Mary Statue

By Rona | Published: July 11, 2010

A bunch of people rushed to my side as I watched my car go down the flooded street. A guy popped out a very long telescope with a large lens and peered into the water to see where my car went into. As he pushed deep down, the tip reached somewhere that seems to be not flooded. He turned the telescope and we all saw a regular-sized statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary. The Blessed Virgin Mary’s face was of Lani Mercado’s. Read More »

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